2026-07-13

Review: Emanuelle In America (1977)

Investigative reporter Emanuelle is on a mission to uncover the decadent habits of the upper class. This leads her to some first-hand experience, and some highly scandalous insight...

"Emanuelle In America" was produced in 1976, but we stick with IMDB, which lists it as 1977. This is a review of the uncut version with a runtime of 100 minutes.

Sleaze-master Aristide Massaccesi aka Joe D'Amato has created some spectacularly outrageous movies, the best known of which - among horror fans - probably is "Antropophagus" ("The Grim Reaper", 1980). "Emanuelle In America" is one of his numerous erotic (?!) movies featuring Laura Gemser, and it's easily as outrageous, in several ways.

It's a low-cost exploitation-movie that borders on porn, but it has an actual story that serves as a filler and framework for the sleaze. We get to see huge amounts of bare skin and some forms of erotic (?!) interaction. In her first encounter, Emanuelle shows a remarkable degree of control, which is both just staggering and hilarious at the same time. She then goes on to work her way deeper into her subject, meets some people, takes some pictures... There is a potentially decent story about investigative journalism here, but it clearly doesn't matter very much.

So far, so sleazy-good. Slow-paced low-fi erotics with a little bit of spy-style action, or maybe the other way round. Sure, why not, it's not everyone's cup of tea, maybe just base and boring, but some level of interest by a certain audience is guaranteed, the movie delivers, and it looks and feels somewhat nice and accurate for what it is.

Until... until it doesn't. It's the oddest experience ever. One can't deny a certain intention in all of this, and a certain level of success in the execution - but, who on earth was this movie made for? So you thought "The New York Ripper" (1982) is a little weird? In terms of nasty sleaziness and sleazy nastiness it's NOTHING compared to "Emanuelle In America". Congratulations, Signore D'Amato, you win.

What makes "Emanuelle In America" so utterly disturbing is the weird detachment, the somewhat mindless, light-hearted presentation, which is strongly amplified by the prolonged slow, erotic (?!) scenes. The concept of a half-porn and half-horror movie has been explored in "Emanuelle E Gli Ultimi Cannibali", too, but in "...America" it's taken to the extreme. The soft side is predominant, by far - but what the hard side lacks in runtime, it makes up for with amplitude, shock. It's like a slap in the face when you're half asleep - definitely not a pleasant experience. 

It's hard to describe without just naming some scenes, thus spoiling the entire movie, due to the simplistic and one-sided structure of it. But at the same time it's the whole point of this review: "Emanuelle In America" is really weird. It's 99% nothing too special - but the few other things in there, you're really not sure you wanna see. A horse (...) may be considered just waaay too much (...) by and for some, but it's the weird, forced placement among the other, mostly quite tolerable scenes that makes it genuinely disgusting to watch. The same goes for the extreme violence, it's just extreme (!), which alone is easily enough to turn stomachs, but it's the context, the odd placement, the lack of approach, that makes you want to just turn it off.

How do you rate a thing such as this? It's 99% of the time... well, porn, thriller, boring, something, nice, not nice, who cares... but you just can't show the other 1% to anyone. Because of the 1%, and the 99% around it.

"Emanuelle In America" has an undeniable effect, even if you think it's boring pretty much throughout, or maybe precisely because of that. It does some things that haven't been done before or after in exploitation cinema, which gives it some actual value for fans of the genre. Or, who? What genre? What is this? It sure gets a point for exploitation, boldness, and some really shocking imagery, this is not for the faint of heart! But for gorehounds and horse-lovers, that's about it, you can skip pretty much the entire movie. For everyone else, said 1% just hit waaay too hard, killing off any sense of eroticism or adventure or whatever hint of immersion may have been there. If you came for the shocks, you need a lot of patience. If you didn't, you will be seriously appalled. Either way, you kinda lose.

Obviously, "Emanuelle In America" is not to be taken seriously, it's low-budget pulp fiction - but the dynamics are still just too odd. Even if you liked "Cannibal Holocaust" (1980), "Hostel 2" (2007), "Giallo A Venezia" (1979) and all of Jess Franco's movies, chances are you won't like "Emanuelle In America". It's very little, which is fine, but then it's waaay too much.  

Verdict: It's really a tough watch, for several reasons. 3/10

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074473

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emanuelle_in_America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdCQiCRexcU

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Aargh... Sam Neill dies aged 78

"Jurassic Park" (1993) is probably the best known of his movies, but for horror fans his appearances in "Omen III" (1981), "Possession" (1981), "In The Mouth of Madness" (1994), and "Event Horizon" (1997) are easily as iconic.

Sam Neill is one of those actors whose name you read in the cast, and you know the movie has some quality guaranteed. Both his great acting skills, and maybe even more his eclectic choice of material, earned him huge amounts of respect and cult status. He was never shy to make a complete u-turn in his image as an actor, from CIA agent to artist to the actual antichrist to family man to scientist, across action films, horror flicks, historical drama, sci-fi, war, comedy, and everything in between and beyond. What all of his appearances in movies have in common is somewhat light-footed, precise sense of the situation, a subtext that seems to play in his mind, something that transcends the mere description of the role, and gives it actual depth, rooted in human experience. A sign of a great actor, and a sophisticated character in real life.

He will be sorely missed by horror fans, niche audiences, and mainstream viewers alike.

Sam Neill in "Until The End Of The World" (1991)

Sir Nigel John Dermot "Sam" Neill (Sept. 14, 1947 - July 13, 2026)

R.I.P.

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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000554/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Neill



2026-06-14

Streaming Kino: The Alpha Incident (1978)

Great low-fi sci-fi thriller with a "Night Of The Living Dead"-ish touch. 

This unobtrusive little gem has a lot of things in common with George A. Romero's brilliant "Night Of The Living Dead" (1968). There are no undead in "The Alpha Incident", and it's not an actual horror movie, but the premise, the setting, and the tone are quite similar. A group of people are confined to an isolated house, threatened by an omnipresent external hazard, dictated by higher powers, and tensions among the group are rising.

A microorganism brought home from Mars is only the beginning. "The Alpha Incident" is mostly a psychological thriller, an intimate play with a horror-feel, that reveals the darker, and some of the darkest, corners of the human soul. How would you hold up if you were deprived of sleep for prolonged amounts of time, have nowhere to go, and slowly begin to realize that decisions far beyond your control are being made?

Watch "The Alpha Incident" (1978):

video source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrPeqfJhWSk

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075662/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Alpha_Incident

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2026-06-13

Re-re-remake: Night Of The Living Dead (2026) trailer

Yet another re-something of George A. Romero's genre-defining original modern zombie nightmare.

Wikipedia lists 10 re-somethings of the original 1968 movie, and IMDB has about 15 entries. 2026 brings us yet another one, which, to be very precise, is titled "Based On The Original Night Of The Living Dead" (according to IMBD), or maybe even more accurately "Based On The Original Film Night Of The Living Dead" (according to the movie poster / cover artwork). 

All of this doesn't exactly scream "quality!" in your face, but we shall give it a chance, and a new zombie movie with some Romero-esque influence is always welcome.

The full movie hasn't been released yet, but a trailer popped up about two months ago, giving us a little preview.

It's not overwhelming, probably in part due to the many previous (re-)adaptations of the material, which certainly had an inflationary effect on the legendary title, and the impact associated with it. Also there are some moments in the trailer that just look unconvincing. The original film was a low-cost production, as are many good horror (zombie) movies, so we don't complain about cheap special-effects - it remains to be seen how well (?) they work in the context of the full movie.

But something stands out about this latest "Night Of The Living Dead": There is an honest attempt here to give it actual character. Visually, it cites the 1968 film almost verbatim in some regards (e.g. Barbara looks like actual Barbara), but obviously updates it to more modern times in other regards, creating a somewhat unusual look & feel that might rise some 1960s-cult-movie-nerds' eyebrows. There might be some potential here. 

Anyway. While waiting for the movie, we can watch the trailer. What do you think, does this get you interested, maybe excited?

Watch "(Based On The Original) (Film) Night Of The Living Dead" (2026) trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZw-7qdFJe8

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33296064/



2026-06-10

The most terrifying trailer ever: Whalefall (2026)

You gotta be f***ing kidding. Strong thalassophobia warning!

"Whalefall" is a film adaptation of Daniel Kraus' 2023 novel of the same name, and a teaser-trailer was released just hours ago. Now, before we jump to any conclusions, let's just remember that we don't know the movie. It might turn out to be... whatever.

But this is hands down the most terrifying film trailer so far, ever. Sure, there have been attempts, but this one goes all the way. It's everything scuba divers ever dreamt of, and it's everyone's worst nightmare - in breathtaking, dynamic detail and action, the actual thing, 100% convincing, you're literally "in there".

Forget about "Tentacles", "20 Leagues Under The Sea" and "The Meg" - these two minutes alone immediately set a new standard for what animalistic undersea terror looks and feels like. 

And, if this is just a teaser-trailer, then, OMG, what else does the movie have in store...?! It remains to be seen if it can keep up with this outstanding little preview. But, congratulations to the director, effects crew, editor, and everyone else involved, this chunk bitten off of "Whalefall" is already a huge success.

Watch "Whalefall" (2026) trailer (it's terrifying!):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Iz4vudW7I




2026-01-14

Review: Il Boia Scarlatto ("The Crimson Executioner", 1965, Massimo Pupillo)

A team of photographers and models moves to an abandoned castle, to do a photo shooting for a horror novel. It turns out the castle is still inhabited, and the owner doesn't like his guests to roam around the catacombs. The long presumed dead Crimson Executioner returns to restore the rules of the house...

This is a review of the original Italian release of the movie with a runtime of ~87 minutes.

"The Crimson Executioner", also known as "Bloody Pit Of Horror" (in its shorter form), is a beautifully cheap and blunt Italian gothic horror movie. If you've ever seen some pages of legendary photonovel "Killing" (aka "Satanik" aka "Sadistik"), which happened to be first published roughly at the same time as "The Crimson Executioner", you have a good idea what to expect from this film.

Only in motion, and in color. In a nice medieval castle setting, with lots of beautiful women, and some pretty good looking men, we get an array of hardly very suspenseful situations, but the striking simplicity of it all is what makes it so enjoyable. There's little nuance in "The Crimson Executioner", everything notable happens center screen, in full lighting, with limited ambience. The visual finesse is roughly that of a porn movie, and it's the complete lack of artistic ambiguity that creates some powerful moments. This is most obvious is the color palette: Red, black, and white are very prominently used, giving the film an eye-popping high-contrast aesthetic that has a certain effect even if you're seeing only a still picture.

Add to that the shiny, artificial quality of 1960s movie make-up and fake blood, a little bit of wooden acting and action, some weirdly erotic (?) music that doesn't scare anyone, and the quite impressive selection of torture devices, and you get a nice, saucy fumetto nero, an Italian horror comic for adults.

It's not really an exciting movie - you probably wanna keep your remote control nearby, and maybe fast-forward a little, here and there. It's not really gory - if you're a gorehound, you will be disappointed. In fact, if you're looking for what is commonly known as a "good movie", then maybe just skip "The Crimson Executioner".

But if you're into 60s grindhouse, have a weak spot for horror comics (photonovels), and just enjoy watching reasonably bizarre movies, then this might be a gem for you - they sure don't make 'em like this anymore!

Verdict: Nice low-budget outrageousness for the connoisseur. 5/10

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058983/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Pit_of_Horror

Trailer video:

 

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2025-12-29

Streaming Kino: I Lunghi Capelli Della Morte ("The Long Hair Of Death", 1964) - Antonio Margheriti, Barbara Steele

Barbara Steele stars in Antonio Margheriti aka Anthony M. Dawson's creepy and beautiful gothic horror movie about witchcraft, guilt, and revenge.

It's a perfect fumetto nero (Italian "dark comic") with sparse logic, but loads of darkness, candles, catacombs, coffins, and a beautifully grim conclusion. "The Long Hair Of Death" is one of those movies that completely delivers on its promise, easily as much as Mario Bava's iconic "La Maschera Del Demonio" ("Black Sunday", 1960). Fasten your seatbelt, it doesn't waste much time - it almost literally throws you directly into the hell of a burning at the stake!

Watch "The Long Hair Of Death" (1964):

video source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Hu7yfHFG8

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More information about "The Long Hair Of Death" (1964):

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058307

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Long_Hair_of_Death

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